God That Really Got Out Of Hand Fast

What can be said that hasn’t already been said? As Coach Carroll put it, the Trojans got their butts kicked yesterday. Sodomized by The Tree. The only remotely positive was Harbaugh’s insane decision to poke the bear at the end of the game that may or may not turn Pete into the Incredible Hulk.
In the meantime, we wanted to recommend a product to the Trojan defense. If you guys are going to keep shitting the bed like you did on Halloween and Homecoming, you probably want to pick up a pair of these aptly named D-Pants:
09/03/11 – Minnesota
09/10/11 – Utah
09/17/11 – Syracuse
09/24/11 – @ ASU
10/01/11 – Arizona
10/13/11 – @ Cal (AT&T Park)
10/22/11 – @ Notre Dame
10/29/11 – Stanford
11/05/11 – @ Colorado
11/12/11 – Washington
11/19/11 – @ Oregon
11/26/11 – UCLA
8:43 am
You’ve perfectly captured just how disgusting yesterday’s game was. If there were Pulitzer Prizes for blog posts, this one would be a lock.
1:29 pm
The defense forced only 3 punts in those two losses to Oregon and Stanford. If you can’t make a stop on defense, you can’t win a game.
12:09 am
Any pictures of the Dollies? They were looking good!