God That Really Got Out Of Hand Fast

What can be said that hasn’t already been said? As Coach Carroll put it, the Trojans got their butts kicked yesterday. Sodomized by The Tree. The only remotely positive was Harbaugh’s insane decision to poke the bear at the end of the game that may or may not turn Pete into the Incredible Hulk.
In the meantime, we wanted to recommend a product to the Trojan defense. If you guys are going to keep shitting the bed like you did on Halloween and Homecoming, you probably want to pick up a pair of these aptly named D-Pants:
09/01/12 – Hawaii
09/08/12 – Syracuse (in Jersey)
09/15/12 – @ Stanford
09/22/12 – Cal
10/04/12 – @ Utah
10/13/12 – @ Washington
10/20/12 – Colorado
10/27/12 – @ Arizona
11/03/12 – Oregon
11/10/12 – Arizona State
11/17/12 – @ UCLA
11/24/12 – Notre Dame
8:43 am
You’ve perfectly captured just how disgusting yesterday’s game was. If there were Pulitzer Prizes for blog posts, this one would be a lock.
1:29 pm
The defense forced only 3 punts in those two losses to Oregon and Stanford. If you can’t make a stop on defense, you can’t win a game.
12:09 am
Any pictures of the Dollies? They were looking good!